my name is catherine
I will draw a token to guide you through your problems and to guard you. Send me message in the “notes for seller” section of bigcartel or email me — email@example.com (after purchase) about what you want a drawing of, what needs guiding and I can help. It can be for yourself or a nice little gift for a friend in need. I will write a phrase / something encouraging and draw a symbol as well.
I’ll only be doing one or two of these per week, for the next few weeks. A short project!
CONSIDERING: how much chocolate milk i drink
YOU WUD THINK: my fingernails wud be in better shape
there’s a mouldy lentils situation and It’s All My Fault
Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now, let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay. Pepe Silvia- this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe’s mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia- Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, this whole box is PEPE SILVIA! So I say to my…self, I’ve gotta find this guy. I’ve gotta go up to his office. I’ve gotta put the mail in his goddamn hands otherwise he’s never gonna get it. It’s gonna keep coming back down here. So, I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia! The man does not exist, okay. So, I decide, ohh shit buddy, I’ve got to dig a little deeper. There’s no PEPE SILVIA! You’ve got to be kidding me, I’ve got boxes full of Pepe! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say “CAROLL CARRROLLLLLL!! I’ve gotta talk to you about Pepe!” And when I open the door, what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.
i want to have rat sex with charlie i want him to smash a rat during